Picking Up Drunk Girls

Guys Know To Tackle Drunk Bitches

nospam@example.com (VIP Mike) — Mon, 8 Jan 2007 14:34:36 -0800

From 40 Year Old Virgin, a modern classic: "The lion is born with it, by instinct he knows, tackle the gazelle... Well us guys, we're born with it too... tackle drunk bitches!" I met this girl Tracy at the club, she was doing shots and dancing like a fucking maniac on the dance floor, I knew this chick was trashed... I started putting my moves on and asked her if she wanted to come along in our limo for the night (note: it's way easier to score when you have a limo). She grabbed a Jager for the road and off we went...

Got her back to our suite and damn was she a fucking wildcat! I love what booze does to these chicks, once you get em hammered they are all over you! She basically whipped out my dick right in front of everyone right there in the room! When in rome, I guess... I let her suck me off for a bit until the real fun started! We really gotta do this more often...

Drunk Girls Night Out Lesbians Making Out At A Bar

nospam@example.com (VIP Mike) — Fri, 2 Jun 2006 23:56:27 -0700

Girls Night Out is the best night of the week at the clubs... The place we go to does free drinks and shit and these chicks just get hammered! We're talking like a club of 60-70% drunk girls who are there to party hard!

We started dancing with this one group of hoes but they kinda ignored us for a bit, so we started buying em rounds of Jager... After an hour they got pretty damn kinky! One of these chicks started flashing us and shit, so we tried to get the others to too... What is it with drunk girls and getting naked?

These chicks kept getting freakier and freakier... Pretty soon they were all naked and doing all sorts of lesbian shit to each other, it was awesome! Management didn't give a shit, so we just kept buying rounds and letting the chicks party (while we took pics of course). The best part? These sluts do this every Thursday night!

Fine Ass Drunk Girls At A Private After Hours Club

nospam@example.com (VIP Mike) — Wed, 24 May 2006 00:18:25 -0700

Our night started out pretty normal, predrinks at Jay's place and then we hit up Tonic to try to find some drunk ass bitches to take home... Scene kinda sucked there, the DJ wasn't that great and the chicks had a hella lotta attitude... So we took off and ended up at this private after hours club which was full of tonssss of fine hoes! Like seriously, one of them told me they were strippers on their night off, just looking to party and have some fun!

These chicks were crazy! Most of em were shitfaced and wanted to get down, some of em even started dancing naked right there in the club! This one drunk blonde chick had the nicest tits I'd ever seen, fucking hot as hell! I was sorta buddies with the owner so they were really into us and no one seemed to care that they were dancing topless... Score!#$@

Pretty soon these drunk party girls were getting pretty fucking horny and started sucking me and my bro off right there in the club!! Fucking score!!!! These chicks were either really shitfaced or really slutty, and I don't really give a fuck which... After blowing our dicks for a bit we each started tagging the bitches, fuckin em right there on the dance floor... Great fucking night.